You can wash them? There's so much about the world of hammocks that I do not know.

Oh my God. You know how ads sometimes play annoying sound clips, and you have to refresh the page to turn them off? I just had something pop up in one of my tabs, a black screen that played a really creepy song. It was a children-of-the-corn style gothic song with electronic interference and high-pitched piano notes like in a child's song. I was listening to a song I hadn't heard yet at the time, so I blamed it on the song. I actually listened to the thing, getting more and more creeped out and annoyed, for five minutes before I realized it wasn't the song. It took me five more minutes to find the pop-up. Why do I think you want to know that?

I expect you to make team t-shirts featuring that macro (since you seem so open to suggestions). Go!