LOL doesn't really encompass all of the laughing I just did. LULZ, then. Are you sure you're not carrying some horrible killer cat disease now? Have your cats been running from you in fear?

Technical praise: I really like how you merged these two subjects with your title.

Technical question: How do you get your cats to stay still like that, looking right into the camera?

Are you just not going to come in on Sunday? You're quite brave. I'd put that mail in my Spam folder just in case someone demands evidence. Good luck with that raise.