We used to have a cat who would regularly shit on my sister's bed (never mine). Then she got hit by a car and died. THEN years later my father confessed he took her across the street into the woods and shot her. A lot of our cats died by "car accident". It used to amaze us when our friends' cats would get hit and walk away with only a missing leg or something.

That zombie cat is HIGH-larious! As is the Jerky macro. And here I thought when you vanished you were dozing in your computer chair, exhausted from pumping out three whole comments for me.