I do know that. I also know that you'll never get all the FIRSTS to yourself without making some effort to stay on top of things.

I doubt any animal that strays from home does so with a long-range plan in mind. If you don't take it easy on my ferrets, I WILL bring Duncan Bearclaw to your house.

I didn't name the shelter. I doubt they'll be open to suggestions to change the name, so I'm not even going to try. Harumph.