You have to admit, that'd make a great story for the grandkids if that method ever worked. Eh, probably he just wanted to sleep in the kennels or rape you or something.

Haha, no, I meant your writing voice. Not that there's anything wrong with your speaking voice. I don't even know what I love so much about this entry, I just know that the feel of it sort of embodies everything I love about your writing style. I guess I'm not any better at explainin' when I'm awake.