I appreciate your confidence in me, however, my attempts to get the Crankwhore to live elsewhere remain futile.

If you've got money to burn, sure, it's not a bad read. Don't know that I would ringingly endorse it to anyone, but since you're such a fast reader it isn't too much of a time investment. If you're really curious but don't want to spend, you can certainly borrow it via snail mail if you like.

Oh yeah. Let me know how it is.