A good friend of mine lost a bunch of weight the same way. He paid up front for a dozen personal training sessions. Knowing he had already blown the money made him sure to go work out. Heck, he'd even make training sessions at 8 a.m. and he complains if I want him up before noon.

Shoot, I wish the part-time thing worked. The last time I had sex with a girl I was working 2 jobs. I've been part-time or unemployed for 5 or 6 years now and all I get is penis.