Good for him. I don't know why I never thought of it sooner. Money gives me the motivation to do a lot of things.

They're pretty aggressive about trying to get you to buy more stuff, like personal training sessions. I'm not quite ready for that yet. My first day I saw a skinny guy being shadowed by his trainer and it looked like it would be pretty annoying.

See? Maybe there really isn't a correlation between your sexual orientation and your work status. Could the redneck possibly be misinformed?