Someone already has the JeffyJeff username, so I tried for 'Will the REAL Jeffy Jeff Please Stand Up", but that was deemed to long by the LJ NameNazis and even TheRealJeffyJeff was out, so I opted for MeAmJeffyJeff but (of course!) LJ doesn't recognise capital letters... In fact, there's so much that annoyed me about the inflexibility of the LJ experience, that I doubt you will be reading about my adventures here - I only signed up so that I could post directly to you.

Hmmm. Not the Omen? Children of the Damned? Midwich Cuckoos? Herbie Goes Bananas?