Given your track record with neighbors, I'm surprised you'll eat anything any neighbor gifts you.

You're cute when you're sickly. Love the quips.

And silly. Srsly, you used a pan to funnel in your pee? Really?

Confession time: I check the color of my pee to be sure I've had enough water of a day. I've noticed I have more headaches when I haven't. Is this weird?

In that picture, I can just see you calculating the price of that sub-par water bottle!