I'm going to point and laugh at your because you can't pee in a cup. That's one thing being pregnant teaches you. You get a lot of practice during those months. I think obstetrics attracts people with weird fetishes because that field of medicine seemingly needs a never ending river of urine.

Speaking of pregnancy, it also taught me dehydration can cause all kinds of wacky symptoms. I wouldn't be surprised if it exacerbated your problem.