My mom is overfond of telling the story of how, when my brother and I were very young and she was very single, she couldn't get government assistance because she was making just above minimum wage and that, apparently, was too much.

You're not going to get that LOLcats picture. I have a time-proven theory that all cats are homosexual. Or, at least, male cats only cuddle with male cats and female only with female. Picture evidence to come.

I've made a date to see the movie next weekend with work friends, because my default going-to-the-movies friend is angry with me.