Meyer's writing is ATROCIOUS! When I started reading them, it was more of an "I'm bored at work, give me something mindless to do" sort of thing. With Harry Potter, you really need to devote yourself to it, because there's so much depth and character exploration. Rowling could smear poop on a wall and it would come out more grandiose and imaginative than all the Twilight books combined!

I clearly have a chip on my shoulder.

Re: the movie reviews. I'm the same way with bands! If I hate the band, I can go on for pages. If I like it, my emotions always get in the way of my objectivity and all I can do is say, "IT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE THAT MEANS IT'S SO GOOD!"