I love the walnut sink and that fireplace screen. I shudder at the thought of trying to clean that tub. I saw a tub like that on House Hunters (in a normal home, no less) and couldn't imagine the nightmare of it. Do you lay down on your belly to scrub? Just strip down and get in the tub? I guess if you can afford "The Lodge" you can afford a maid, eh?

Still, no hidden passages. *shakes head* No library, for that matter!