You should print all of the entries from this year out, fold them into a book, and stamp this on the cover, "This is the year I rode a bike and changed my life." I can't believe you've done so much. I mean I've been reading all about it as it happened, but this is just like reading Dave Barry's review of the year. I get up to March and I think, wow, I fully forgot that the oil spill happened this year. How can so much stuff have happened in a year? How can you personally have accomplish so much? Jesus, take next year off. I'm worn out just reading about you.

A whole year? You must speak fluent Bjork by now.

Don't forget, this is also the year you officially began your SERIES! (working title: Pretension).