I can do this unicorn stuff too:

I found a unicorn
Staring at my porn
I asked its name, and it was Lex
The Unicorn Who Was Into Sex
Having a sexual unicorn around ain't a crime
But it was getting near dinner time
So I said, "Hey, look at that!"
And hit Lex with a bat
And I ain't lying when I say it, Boss,
This unicorn tasted great with A-1 Sauce.

Thank you.