Yeah, it's a serious crock if you ask me. They want you to pony up for ringtones etc., not mentioning that you'll just have to buy new ones if you change phones. The factory-installed choices make my ears bleed.

I'm afraid I'll have to report your confession to the Geek Board of Directors. I hope it won't result in revocation of your membership, but I can't promise anything. Especially GQ. It's SO spot on about the whole Trekkie fandom. Good times.