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grrgoyl ([personal profile] grrgoyl) wrote2010-11-21 03:59 am

Get it together, Utah.

We hit snow, but not until Utah, which is a damn sight better than the Rockies, and certainly not in show-stopping amounts.

After trying--and failing--for 45 minutes to sleep in the passenger seat, I started eyeing the back of the car, where Tery had stacked our bags, coolers and coats into a more or less level heap (another benefit to driving is we've packed for three seasons).

I asked myself why the hell not and sprawled across the top like a giant cat, my ass and elbows settling into crevices with some contorting. It was no memory foam mattress topper, but I was at last able to let go of consciousness. It felt like road trips in my parents' car as a kid, except I was a lot more compact then.

We switched off on a deserted exit with nothing but scrub bushes and mesa formations for miles. I peed on the side of the road while Tery stretched her legs. The full moon created an eerie day-for-night look to the landscape.

I stopped for gas 50 miles into route 15. My eyes were burning too much to be fixed with caffeine, and Tery wasn't finding the luggage mattress to be the slice of bliss I had painted it as. We realized we were a little beyond our prime all-nighter years, plus at our current pace we would make Vegas by 6 a.m. and check-in wasn't until 3 p.m. We agreed it would be best to get a room for a few hours.

The Comfort Inn conveniently next to the gas station wanted $74 for the night. Oh, get over yourself. We drove another 30 miles to Cedar City and found a Travelodge for $42--same as the Luxor only a good deal dodgier (hopefully). Still, we slept like rocks in the rock hard bed.


Not the Luxor

Not sure whether to blame Utah or my Android phone, but it took so long to download a hotel-finder app we had to do it the old-fashioned way, by following a billboard with the price advertised, like neanderthals.

Today, far less driving and Sin City!

The iPhone App AroundMe can find any business you want it to find. Blindfolded. Naked.

[identity profile] kavieshana.livejournal.com 2010-11-21 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Think, you could've stayed at the Luxor for TWO nights if you'd left even earlier! Though I guess it's hard to accidentally clear out your banks account at the Travelodge in Cedar City.

I'm impressed with you for keeping up the updating on the road.

I knew I should have packed my iPhone

[identity profile] grrgoyl.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that would have been better, especially since Vegas will be the highlight of the week (besides Harry of course. $125 million weekend, did you hear?!)

Girl, you don't know the half of it. Apparently there are no cell phone towers anywhere in Utah, which didn't stop me from spending every free moment from trying to get that one stupid photo uploaded. That post damn near cost me my marriage.

So don't get too used to it, I expect similar difficulties in the ass end of CA where my family lives.

That should always be on the checklist. Now you know.

[identity profile] kavieshana.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yahoo sent you right to spam again despite my history of unspamming you. New theory: Apple and...um, the Droid people are trying to keep us apart.

Yeah I'm super proud that my money's in there somewhere. I was going to go again, but I got sucked into some high school play.

You're just lucky you've found someone to whom you can admit that you HAVE a livejournal.

[identity profile] ms-hecubus.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
OMG, how did you manage? At least you didn't have to pull out a PHONE BOOK!

[identity profile] grrgoyl.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
It was hell! ;)

Why do they even still make phone books, I wonder?

[identity profile] ms-hecubus.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I tear the coupons out of mine before I recycle. Although you'd think ValPak would be easier.

[identity profile] metatronis.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like adventure!
Whoo!

...whoo.
I'm excited to hear about your Vegas experience.

[identity profile] grrgoyl.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what I keep telling Tery to keep her from sulking! She's an utter saint for coming with me.
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[identity profile] swankyfunk.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Am enjoying your updates from the road! I miss traveling.

(Btw, tickets went on sale for the Alan Rickman play at the Brooklyn Academy of Music today. Will be buying for the show and the discussion. I know you'll be here in spirit.)

[identity profile] grrgoyl.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Holy hell, I hope you don't feel neglected. It's been a busy week (obvs) and I'm still recovering, unpacking and trying to compose updates. But OMG OMG OMG OMG I can't wait to see how it goes!!
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[identity profile] swankyfunk.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Haha not at all! I knew you were away and busy, and I just wanted to let you know for whenever you checked your comments.

I look forward to reading about your adventures!

[identity profile] halfcore.livejournal.com 2010-11-23 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh American motels, they're so cute in a way. I've never stayed at one though, I'm sure it would be a blast.

I have been to Utah though, and loved it. Best air I've had in a while.

[identity profile] grrgoyl.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, couldn't complain about the air. Everything else, however...