grrgoyl: (Greg Egg)
grrgoyl ([personal profile] grrgoyl) wrote2004-11-01 12:33 pm
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15-year-old's presidential endorsement

This morning at 4 am as I prepared to leave for work, Tery was sleeping with Nickelodeon on, showing, of all things, a Bush/Cheney promo.   It went something like this:

"Hi.  I'm Michael.  I'm 15 years old and I think Bush is a GREAT president!"   My other likes are Yu-Gi-Oh, beating off in the john 9 hours a day, and setting fire to small rodents.  I'm also still young enough to believe adults never, ever lie.    And I have no idea why I'm trying to sway 15-year-olds,  who as we all know historically have a poor showing at the polls year after year (ed. note:  shamelessly swiped from johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com)  Or for that matter why it was being aired at 4 am. Do schoolkids really get up that early these days?

I really hope this is the sound of gasping desperation it appears to be.