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[grrgoyl]

This post is going to be short, but important.

Pull into the driveway after work.

I see crowds of people milling around in the parking lot. Not good.

I see a huge area cordoned off with police tape. Really not good.

Tery runs to my car to fill me in.

FUCKING CRYSTAL METH LAB RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO US.

SHE WAS COOKING. THE FUCKING CRACKWHORE WAS COOKING, THIS WHOLE TIME.

I'm only sorry I missed seeing her get hosed off before the 20-man SWAT Team took her away. I hope she was crying. I hope she was sobbing.

Tery was told the unit will be uninhabitable for at least 2 years. They'll be pulling shit out of there until dawn.

FU.CKING. CRACK. WHORE!

Comments

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

GASP. Oh wow. That is so fucked up. I want to see this on "Cops." I also feel the need to...I dunno...celebrate with you or something!

[citizenjess.livejournal.com]

YOU COULD NOT WRITE BETTER DRAMA, SERIOUSLY. AWESOME. :X :X :X

[aurora-z.livejournal.com]

Holy shit, that is NUTS! I mean, we all knew she was a bad person/neighbor/human being-type thing, but holy shit!!!

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

Good thing it hadn't caught fire yet.

There was an article in People recently about homes that used to be meth labs, and how due to the chemicals still present, they are indeed uninhabitable long after they're shut down. Bad news for the people who'd bought the homes without knowing....

[velmaneuwirth.livejournal.com]

Fucking... Wow.

And I too would like to see this on Cops. lol

And for some reason the image of Tery running to your car to fill you in feels all like some movie and makes me want to come hang out with you two more.. Yeah, I don't know where that came from.

[vagynafondue.livejournal.com]

Holy fucking shit, man. Thank god she finally got busted!

[(Anonymous)]

"What makes you think she's a crackwhore?"
"Well, she turned me into a newt!"
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Congratulations Elaine! Do you get to keep the dogs?
Perhaps I haven't yet read back enough in the journal, but I was wondering, if you thought she was a crackwhore, why did you not call the cops on her previously?
- Mike J.

[ridiculicious.livejournal.com]

What about the dogs? Waaaa.