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Nov. 3rd, 2008 05:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
grrgoylI blame this guy here. I didn't even know adult Heelys existed before seeing this video (on a side note, watch all his other videos. Hell, subscribe to them, you won't be sorry. He's one of the best things on YouTube. Ever.)
So anyway, Heelys are the skate shoes with the wheels in the heel, for cool people on the go. (not the retractable wheel. Those I understand are knock-offs and not recommended) All the videos on YouTube demonstrating their use looked like so much fun I HAD to have a pair.
Instead of doing the logical thing and looking on the site where Toby got his, I had to check every other route -- which turned up lots of information and advice, but no shoes in my actual size. I have gargantuan feet -- men's size 10, even 10-1/2 depending on the shoe. I couldn't even tell you if I have a women's size, as I've never in my life shopped for women's shoes (I usually wear Doc Marten's to dressy occasions like weddings, etc.) Finding Heelys in this range is nigh impossible, even on the sites claiming to have adult sizes. Everywhere I looked the largest size on offer was a men's 8. Which men wear a size 8? Men with pixie feet, that's who. Men who should be shopping for glass slippers, not skate shoes.
During the course of my virtual travels I happened on a guy's review that explained different models of Heelys actually had different types of wheels, and that for maximum stability he advised the Mega kind rather than the far more common Fats. I was thankful for his words, even if that meant, taking into consideration the wheel type, sasquatch size and something without pink piping, I actually had only two models to choose from.
After wasting my entire work day searching every site I could find, I ended up on the site Toby lists in his video, adultheelyshoes.com. I placed my order and excitedly sat back to await their arrival.
Trying to predict UPS shipping time, I thought it would be really, really nice if I had them before the weekend, since the privacy of the animal hospital with its long hallways seemed an ideal practice spot. Only about 6% of our condo floors aren't carpeted, and I didn't think I'd be ready for sidewalks straight away, so if they didn't come by Friday I'd have to wait an entire week before I could even try them out.
So naturally I received the email cheerily notifying me the estimated shipping date would be Monday, November 3rd. And from experience I know that UPS is meticulously accurate about their shipping estimates.
Then imagine my surprise when they came Friday morning? Hell, YEAH. It was clearly fate.
I couldn't resist giving them a quick test spin in the kitchen, just to make sure they fit and everything. Wow. These things are a DEATH TRAP. All those YouTube videos of 6-year-olds zipping around without a care in the world are only because they DON'T have a care in the world. Or a fear of their own mortality. Or a lack of health insurance, probably. I remember too vividly the agony I felt when I threw my back out by pulling my chair away from my desk once and couldn't move for a week. I really miss being invincible.
Still, there's enough of a smattering of videos made by older people like myself to give me hope, including this 60-year-old guy (though it looks like he might be living somewhere full of health care professionals). Don't ever underestimate my determination when I make up my mind about something. For at least a week, anyway.
I practiced both nights at the hospital for as long as my energy held out. You can actually watch my efforts here, though I warn you, they're pretty boring even after I cut out all the interstitial periods of catching my breath. Definitely involves a lot of building up of stamina and skill, though I think the most important step is just letting go of your fear. But every time I try I can feel that back spasm like it was yesterday and how I practically screamed in the middle of the room in front of all my co-workers.
I discovered it's much more fun watching videos of Heeling than trying to Heel. Then I came across this guy, who hates Heelys, or at least the kids who wear them, enough to make this expletive-filled video rant about them. Plenty of F-bombs, but no real explanation why he hates them so. He hints that the kids "think they're so bad-ass" wheeling around, but then says "You might as well use a skateboard or rollerblades instead," as if skateboarding, of which he appears to be an aficionado, is nothing more than a sensible form of public transportation and has nothing at all to do with looking "bad-ass."
I don't put much stock in what he says anyway, since in this video he sports two lip rings despite posting an equally nonsensical video rant about people who wear lip rings not a month earlier (I was even tempted to leave a comment asking if he bought Heelys a month after making this video).
So to sum up, I have Heelys. It might take me a bit longer to get the hang of them than a 6-year-old, but I'm determined.
Oh, and for the latest Kitten Mittens videos, see here:
Had to cut it into three because the original was 40 minutes long, and our behavior gets a bit tedious after all that time.
~*~
How was my Halloween? Completely uneventful. But my sister made these fabulous Sweeney Todd costumes for herself and Russell:
He doesn't look as much like Johnny as she'd like, but we all work with what we've got. He does have the pallor down from living in front of his computer during all his free time (like I'm one to talk)
And Tery made these Cat in the Hat outfits for the hospital contest (took only second place because people thought the whole thing was photoshopped instead of just the background):
Oh yes, and Tery finally banged on the door of the poor shih tzu below us, who is now left on the porch 24/7 with the blinds drawn shut so they don't ever have to look at it, when s/he started barking at 1 a.m. for three hours straight. She left a note too about what terrible owners they were, inhumane and selfish, and how if they didn't want the damn dog they should give it to a family that does. If you knew Tery, this is the equivalent of her punching them in the face, she hates any level of confrontation that much. I'm so proud of her. The dog has since vanished, though I refuse to believe it became a beloved family member (as it should be) overnight.
I just think of my Minky Schminky stretched out on the desk in front of me all day as I rub her belly and kiss her face while she purrs contentedly, and I feel sad that not every animal is as adored as she is. Not even yours.
~*~
Finally, a rant about my co-workers. Not the animal hospital but my fellow transcriptionists, again. I was told I had to attend a mandatory conference call. They have to make it mandatory because I would never willingly subject myself to this ordeal. Remember these co-workers can't possibly be as idiotic as they come across, they probably just suffer from not getting to talk to another living soul all day long, which I consider a plus but not everyone is as introverted as me.
The purpose of the call was simple enough, to get out the news that they were eliminating the quality control department that usually gets our reports when we can't find the correct date of service. Why on earth this couldn't have just been addressed in an email I'll never know. We were assured we'd be reimbursed for 30 minutes of our time, which completely failed to take into consideration how much time is wasted on conference calls with all the interruptions and small talk and people taking off on wholly unrelated tangents.
The call was moderated by our new supervisor, Tracy, who began by taking roll call. The first few names went off without a hitch, until we got to Carol Ferris.
Tracy: Carol Ferris?
Woman with bossy, irritable voice: Carol Siemen.
Tracy: (pause) Carol Ferris? Is she on the call?
Carol Siemen: This is Carol Siemen.
Tracy: I'm looking for Carol Ferris?
Carol Siemen: Ummm, this is CAROL SIEMEN.
Tracy: There's more than one Carol, Carol. I'm waiting for Carol Ferris.
Carol Siemen: (finally shuts her yap)
Me: (rolling my eyes)
Then shortly after the roll call Carol Ferris DID turn up, and Carol Siemen commented snidely, "Are you sure you aren't Carol Siemen?" thinking it was a grand inside joke between everyone but poor Carol Ferris, guilty only of sharing a first name with her, but I just wanted to get through this and back to work.
So basically we were being instructed on how to choose the correct encounter for the report based on certain clues, which would now be solely our duty without the QC department to fall back on. This involved going through the search process which I'm sure we all had to be aware of, but it meant throwing terms at people that might have been unfamiliar, causing widespread panic (and the accompanying babbling and interjections) until we realized that Tracy was describing something we all do about 30 times a day.
I almost LOL'ed, though, when she ended this portion with the option of hitting "Accept Just Patient," which fills in everything on the screen except the billing number so the hospital can choose it on their end. This caused a solid ten minutes of confusion, people trying to explain to each other and ignoring Tracy completely, until the smoke cleared and one woman said, "Oh, well when I want to do that I just use the 'Accept Just Patient' button at the bottom." Through gritted teeth I murmured, "That's. What. Tracy. Said." Like I said, they CAN'T be this stupid. I just think they all freak out a little when suddenly thrust into a conversation with six strangers. Which is more proof that it should just be handled in an email.
She tried to move onto a new feature of the program called the "submission history," a term she barely got out of her mouth when Carol Siemen snapped, "What was that again?" "The submission history," Tracy repeated. "What the heck is that?" asked Carol Siemen. I'm pretty sure Tracy was just about to tell us exactly that info when she cut her off. It's pretty hard to imagine there are people out there with even worse social skills than myself. I might have been projecting, but Tracy's patience seemed to be hanging on by a string at that point.
Then I finally thought we were in the clear, I could get back to work (this was the 45-minute mark now), when Carol Siemen asked with no attempt to disguise her bitterness, "So with all these changes, are we MTs going to be blamed for even MORE stuff now?" Oh yeah, Carol Siemen had a bad attitude and didn't much care who knew it. Tracy said she didn't know what she meant, which Carol Siemen took as her cue to vent all kinds of pent-up issues. Meanwhile, tick-tock, I don't care about this shit and I'm not getting paid to listen to it. Tracy did her best to placate her and end the call. It had now been a solid hour.
I sent an email to Tracy making sure I got credit for the call (I wasn't on the roll since I signed up only a few hours before), and to diplomatically express my disappointment at essentially losing 30 minutes of work. I pretended I didn't mind calling it a lunch break (even though I very much minded) because I didn't want to be a problem child like Carol Siemen. Carol Siemen doesn't seem aware of how lucky we are to even have a job nowadays, and that bad apples are usually remembered as such if it ever comes time to chop a few branches.
I've said enough. It just reminds me yet again how happy I am to have not one but two jobs that, for the most part, involve no interaction with anyone else on the planet but Tery.
~*~
Of course it goes without saying you all better go vote tomorrow, people. But only if you're voting for Obama.
So anyway, Heelys are the skate shoes with the wheels in the heel, for cool people on the go. (not the retractable wheel. Those I understand are knock-offs and not recommended) All the videos on YouTube demonstrating their use looked like so much fun I HAD to have a pair.
Instead of doing the logical thing and looking on the site where Toby got his, I had to check every other route -- which turned up lots of information and advice, but no shoes in my actual size. I have gargantuan feet -- men's size 10, even 10-1/2 depending on the shoe. I couldn't even tell you if I have a women's size, as I've never in my life shopped for women's shoes (I usually wear Doc Marten's to dressy occasions like weddings, etc.) Finding Heelys in this range is nigh impossible, even on the sites claiming to have adult sizes. Everywhere I looked the largest size on offer was a men's 8. Which men wear a size 8? Men with pixie feet, that's who. Men who should be shopping for glass slippers, not skate shoes.
During the course of my virtual travels I happened on a guy's review that explained different models of Heelys actually had different types of wheels, and that for maximum stability he advised the Mega kind rather than the far more common Fats. I was thankful for his words, even if that meant, taking into consideration the wheel type, sasquatch size and something without pink piping, I actually had only two models to choose from.
After wasting my entire work day searching every site I could find, I ended up on the site Toby lists in his video, adultheelyshoes.com. I placed my order and excitedly sat back to await their arrival.
Trying to predict UPS shipping time, I thought it would be really, really nice if I had them before the weekend, since the privacy of the animal hospital with its long hallways seemed an ideal practice spot. Only about 6% of our condo floors aren't carpeted, and I didn't think I'd be ready for sidewalks straight away, so if they didn't come by Friday I'd have to wait an entire week before I could even try them out.
So naturally I received the email cheerily notifying me the estimated shipping date would be Monday, November 3rd. And from experience I know that UPS is meticulously accurate about their shipping estimates.
Then imagine my surprise when they came Friday morning? Hell, YEAH. It was clearly fate.
I couldn't resist giving them a quick test spin in the kitchen, just to make sure they fit and everything. Wow. These things are a DEATH TRAP. All those YouTube videos of 6-year-olds zipping around without a care in the world are only because they DON'T have a care in the world. Or a fear of their own mortality. Or a lack of health insurance, probably. I remember too vividly the agony I felt when I threw my back out by pulling my chair away from my desk once and couldn't move for a week. I really miss being invincible.
Still, there's enough of a smattering of videos made by older people like myself to give me hope, including this 60-year-old guy (though it looks like he might be living somewhere full of health care professionals). Don't ever underestimate my determination when I make up my mind about something. For at least a week, anyway.
I practiced both nights at the hospital for as long as my energy held out. You can actually watch my efforts here, though I warn you, they're pretty boring even after I cut out all the interstitial periods of catching my breath. Definitely involves a lot of building up of stamina and skill, though I think the most important step is just letting go of your fear. But every time I try I can feel that back spasm like it was yesterday and how I practically screamed in the middle of the room in front of all my co-workers.
I discovered it's much more fun watching videos of Heeling than trying to Heel. Then I came across this guy, who hates Heelys, or at least the kids who wear them, enough to make this expletive-filled video rant about them. Plenty of F-bombs, but no real explanation why he hates them so. He hints that the kids "think they're so bad-ass" wheeling around, but then says "You might as well use a skateboard or rollerblades instead," as if skateboarding, of which he appears to be an aficionado, is nothing more than a sensible form of public transportation and has nothing at all to do with looking "bad-ass."
I don't put much stock in what he says anyway, since in this video he sports two lip rings despite posting an equally nonsensical video rant about people who wear lip rings not a month earlier (I was even tempted to leave a comment asking if he bought Heelys a month after making this video).
So to sum up, I have Heelys. It might take me a bit longer to get the hang of them than a 6-year-old, but I'm determined.
Oh, and for the latest Kitten Mittens videos, see here:
Had to cut it into three because the original was 40 minutes long, and our behavior gets a bit tedious after all that time.
~*~
How was my Halloween? Completely uneventful. But my sister made these fabulous Sweeney Todd costumes for herself and Russell:
He doesn't look as much like Johnny as she'd like, but we all work with what we've got. He does have the pallor down from living in front of his computer during all his free time (like I'm one to talk)
And Tery made these Cat in the Hat outfits for the hospital contest (took only second place because people thought the whole thing was photoshopped instead of just the background):
Oh yes, and Tery finally banged on the door of the poor shih tzu below us, who is now left on the porch 24/7 with the blinds drawn shut so they don't ever have to look at it, when s/he started barking at 1 a.m. for three hours straight. She left a note too about what terrible owners they were, inhumane and selfish, and how if they didn't want the damn dog they should give it to a family that does. If you knew Tery, this is the equivalent of her punching them in the face, she hates any level of confrontation that much. I'm so proud of her. The dog has since vanished, though I refuse to believe it became a beloved family member (as it should be) overnight.
I just think of my Minky Schminky stretched out on the desk in front of me all day as I rub her belly and kiss her face while she purrs contentedly, and I feel sad that not every animal is as adored as she is. Not even yours.
~*~
Finally, a rant about my co-workers. Not the animal hospital but my fellow transcriptionists, again. I was told I had to attend a mandatory conference call. They have to make it mandatory because I would never willingly subject myself to this ordeal. Remember these co-workers can't possibly be as idiotic as they come across, they probably just suffer from not getting to talk to another living soul all day long, which I consider a plus but not everyone is as introverted as me.
The purpose of the call was simple enough, to get out the news that they were eliminating the quality control department that usually gets our reports when we can't find the correct date of service. Why on earth this couldn't have just been addressed in an email I'll never know. We were assured we'd be reimbursed for 30 minutes of our time, which completely failed to take into consideration how much time is wasted on conference calls with all the interruptions and small talk and people taking off on wholly unrelated tangents.
The call was moderated by our new supervisor, Tracy, who began by taking roll call. The first few names went off without a hitch, until we got to Carol Ferris.
Tracy: Carol Ferris?
Woman with bossy, irritable voice: Carol Siemen.
Tracy: (pause) Carol Ferris? Is she on the call?
Carol Siemen: This is Carol Siemen.
Tracy: I'm looking for Carol Ferris?
Carol Siemen: Ummm, this is CAROL SIEMEN.
Tracy: There's more than one Carol, Carol. I'm waiting for Carol Ferris.
Carol Siemen: (finally shuts her yap)
Me: (rolling my eyes)
Then shortly after the roll call Carol Ferris DID turn up, and Carol Siemen commented snidely, "Are you sure you aren't Carol Siemen?" thinking it was a grand inside joke between everyone but poor Carol Ferris, guilty only of sharing a first name with her, but I just wanted to get through this and back to work.
So basically we were being instructed on how to choose the correct encounter for the report based on certain clues, which would now be solely our duty without the QC department to fall back on. This involved going through the search process which I'm sure we all had to be aware of, but it meant throwing terms at people that might have been unfamiliar, causing widespread panic (and the accompanying babbling and interjections) until we realized that Tracy was describing something we all do about 30 times a day.
I almost LOL'ed, though, when she ended this portion with the option of hitting "Accept Just Patient," which fills in everything on the screen except the billing number so the hospital can choose it on their end. This caused a solid ten minutes of confusion, people trying to explain to each other and ignoring Tracy completely, until the smoke cleared and one woman said, "Oh, well when I want to do that I just use the 'Accept Just Patient' button at the bottom." Through gritted teeth I murmured, "That's. What. Tracy. Said." Like I said, they CAN'T be this stupid. I just think they all freak out a little when suddenly thrust into a conversation with six strangers. Which is more proof that it should just be handled in an email.
She tried to move onto a new feature of the program called the "submission history," a term she barely got out of her mouth when Carol Siemen snapped, "What was that again?" "The submission history," Tracy repeated. "What the heck is that?" asked Carol Siemen. I'm pretty sure Tracy was just about to tell us exactly that info when she cut her off. It's pretty hard to imagine there are people out there with even worse social skills than myself. I might have been projecting, but Tracy's patience seemed to be hanging on by a string at that point.
Then I finally thought we were in the clear, I could get back to work (this was the 45-minute mark now), when Carol Siemen asked with no attempt to disguise her bitterness, "So with all these changes, are we MTs going to be blamed for even MORE stuff now?" Oh yeah, Carol Siemen had a bad attitude and didn't much care who knew it. Tracy said she didn't know what she meant, which Carol Siemen took as her cue to vent all kinds of pent-up issues. Meanwhile, tick-tock, I don't care about this shit and I'm not getting paid to listen to it. Tracy did her best to placate her and end the call. It had now been a solid hour.
I sent an email to Tracy making sure I got credit for the call (I wasn't on the roll since I signed up only a few hours before), and to diplomatically express my disappointment at essentially losing 30 minutes of work. I pretended I didn't mind calling it a lunch break (even though I very much minded) because I didn't want to be a problem child like Carol Siemen. Carol Siemen doesn't seem aware of how lucky we are to even have a job nowadays, and that bad apples are usually remembered as such if it ever comes time to chop a few branches.
I've said enough. It just reminds me yet again how happy I am to have not one but two jobs that, for the most part, involve no interaction with anyone else on the planet but Tery.
~*~
Of course it goes without saying you all better go vote tomorrow, people. But only if you're voting for Obama.
