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[grrgoyl]

The crackwhore and her boyfriend are STILL "fixing up their place to sell." For the past 4 weekends it's been like living next to a Home Depot do-it-yourself workshop. Right now there is almost constant drilling and banging going on. Two theories: Either they are doing some heavy-duty updating while they're at it to boost the selling value, or three bored dogs left alone all day can do waaaaaay more damage than I as a lifelong cat person can possibly imagine. If it's the latter, I'll bet they realize now it would have been much easier just to walk the damn dogs once in awhile. Of course, I've noticed the dogs are still living there and still being walked just as frequently (i.e. never), so I have to wonder how much of the progress is being undone again while they are gone. I'm beginning to see exactly how steep the learning curve can be when you've fried too many important brain cells with crystal meth.

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[(Anonymous)]

I just wanted to wager a kitten.

And to say that... I am not really fixing up the place. I am just drilling and banging and screwing around to bother YOU!!!!!! and who are you to tell me about whether or not I am a bad parents to my dogs. Maybe their ROBOTS'! You don't know, do YOU!!???

Even if I do move, I will still always be TRACEY!!!!!!! with the VENGEFUL TOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!