from swankyfunk -- random sentences

1. Take five books off your bookshelf.
2. Book #1 -- first sentence
3. Book #2 -- last sentence on page fifty
4. Book #3 -- second sentence on page one hundred
5. Book #4 -- next to the last sentence on page one hundred fifty
6. Book #5 -- final sentence of the book
7. Make the five sentences into a paragraph

Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal life is you have to die. Ellen Cherry retrieved her undergarment, assisted the combatants to their feet, and pushed Boomer toward the exit. "Well?" barked Wednesday, "Aren't you coming?" The chains were loosened and the straps fastened on instead; in the first moment that seemed almost a relief to the prisoner. The Devil's Tramping Ground had come to him.

1. Fight Club Chuck Palahniuk
2. Skinny Legs and All Tom Robbins
3. American Gods Neil Gaiman
4. Franz Kafka: The Complete Stories
5. Lost Souls Poppy Z. Brite

What fun!