misc folderol

I've decided the only thing worse than having no money is having plenty of money but not being able to access it, thanks to these goddam credit card thieves. Last night I had to fend for myself with $10 in cash Tery thoughtfully left for me. The best I could manage was a gallon of milk, a vile-tasting microwaveable pizza (DiGiorno's. Beware.) and a can of even worse-tasting low-fat Pringle's. Given the same amount, Tery would have brought home fixings for a 3-course feast that could easily feed four, I'll bet.

Today I've already gotten two spoof emails looking for my eBay account info. Nice try, assholes. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...you're not gonna fool me again. I can't stress enough...I HAVE NO MONEY. LEAVE ME ALONE.

T-minus 3 days to cable modem!!!!!!!!


Sorry. This was actually utterly pointless.

Edit: Wahey!!! I just received a token of my employer's appreciation: lip balm with attached carabiner with the company's name on it. I must say, this certainly makes up for having to wait for my promised raise, now over a month overdue. >: (