I found a unicorn Staring at my porn I asked its name, and it was Lex The Unicorn Who Was Into Sex Having a sexual unicorn around ain't a crime But it was getting near dinner time So I said, "Hey, look at that!" And hit Lex with a bat And I ain't lying when I say it, Boss, This unicorn tasted great with A-1 Sauce.
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Date: 2005-12-14 03:01 am (UTC)I found a unicorn
Staring at my porn
I asked its name, and it was Lex
The Unicorn Who Was Into Sex
Having a sexual unicorn around ain't a crime
But it was getting near dinner time
So I said, "Hey, look at that!"
And hit Lex with a bat
And I ain't lying when I say it, Boss,
This unicorn tasted great with A-1 Sauce.
Thank you.