Run Fucking Lola Run
Apr. 8th, 2005 02:59 amThis isn't what I was going to write about. I had planned a brief little update on the crackwhore and her home improvements, and a whole different neighbor lady inexplicably getting involved. There was to be clever movie references and scathing sarcasm and maybe, just maybe, some full frontal nudity. But now I have to shelve that story for another time.
This is for everyone who doesn't believe that a lot of things in my life truly become sagas, or worse, those who harbor a suspicion that these sagas are all of my own making or only in my head somehow. I assure you, this is not the case. I offer for your consideration Exhibit GGG (because surely I've already run through the entire alphabet twice by now).
I love movies. Movies that I love enough to own I watch compulsively and repeatedly. I embraced the advance into DVD technology because I love when the movies that I love have something extra on them, whether it be behind-the-scenes featurettes, deleted scenes, outtakes or best of all, feature-length audio commentary. In some cases, the commentary is more entertaining than the film itself. Some people don't care about these things, even on movies they enjoy, and that I can't fathom. If you like/love the movie, why wouldn't you want to get more indepth into it, learn more about the making of it? People are asshats.
So when a movie is released onto DVD with just a plain, no-frills version and one that includes the extras, my choice is pretty clear. It is why I am holding off on buying Kill Bill (and I was right, btw...I just read that they are releasing a special 4-hour NC-17 version soon) and it is why I have duplicates of several titles in my collection, because the tricksy studio put out the special edition months or years after the regular (or worse, a re-release of a special edition with different features. Curse you, money-grubbing film studios!!!!!!! *shaking fist uselessly at the sky*)
Run Lola Run is just such a release. There is a version with a bare smattering of extras, TV spots (translation: commercials), music video, trailers (which, frankly, who cares about trailers? I've seen the film. The thrill of discovery that trailers normally bring is gone)...then there's the version that beats this version up after school, with commentary by the director and Lola herself, music video AND dubbed in English (because I still hate subtitles, no matter how excellent the film). It is my stubborn desire to own this version that has led to my newest saga.
I remember fondly back when I first knew I wanted to buy the movie. I was excited about finding a copy for only $6 and Tery stressed out that someone else would buy it before me. If only I knew then that this worry would be the least of my problems! How young and optimistic I was then. Now, some three weeks later, I'm a little older and a little more dead inside.
I finally got paid and eagerly set out to order it. As I suspected, it was still sitting where I had left it. Silly Tery! But I wanted to make absolutely certain I got the right version. Half.com and Amazon.com both had one at a similar price (both by private sellers), but Half.com doesn't include the detailed description that Amazon does. So I went the Amazon route, just to be sure. It took forever to arrive (2-1/2 weeks!) but it finally did and I eagerly tore through the packaging. And sat, perplexed, as I stared at the inferior and totally wrong version in my hand. I swear it was sticking its tongue out at me.
I read and reread the back of the case, hunting through the small print for any mention of commentary. Was it possible it had it but wasn't listed on the back? It seemed pretty silly to keep a perfectly good selling feature of a product a secret. I put in an emergency call to Bear, who assured me her version clearly stated "full-length audio commentary." Well, shit. I emailed the seller on the spot, and long story short (I know, waaaaaay too late) they agreed to refund me if I returned it, no problem whatsoever.
Well there was a problem, because I was still Lola-less. I returned to Half.com and this time decided to take even fewer chances. I asked the seller point-blank if they were selling the version with commentary. In the very same minute the answer came back as yes, I was already placing my order with them. It was only when packaging up the hateful unwanted version for return that I noticed both sellers were in Sumas, WA. What were the odds?
As I learned today, it had nothing to do with odds. Because they were the EXACT SAME SELLER. Furthermore, they sent me the EXACT SAME VERSION again. I could not fucking believe it. Am I only imagining that I'm speaking English? Am I foolishly naive to assume that THEY speak English? Does "audio commentary" mean different things in different parts of the country? And why does this have to be my life?
They have a website. On the website is a phone number. A phone number I intend to call tomorrow (today. Christ, it's 3 a.m.). I will try really hard not to make them regret answering, but honestly... One thing's for DAMN sure. I'd better get some sort of reimbursement for paying now THREE times to ship something and not having anything to show for it. Oh yes. I will get my shipping charges back. Mark my words.
This is for everyone who doesn't believe that a lot of things in my life truly become sagas, or worse, those who harbor a suspicion that these sagas are all of my own making or only in my head somehow. I assure you, this is not the case. I offer for your consideration Exhibit GGG (because surely I've already run through the entire alphabet twice by now).
I love movies. Movies that I love enough to own I watch compulsively and repeatedly. I embraced the advance into DVD technology because I love when the movies that I love have something extra on them, whether it be behind-the-scenes featurettes, deleted scenes, outtakes or best of all, feature-length audio commentary. In some cases, the commentary is more entertaining than the film itself. Some people don't care about these things, even on movies they enjoy, and that I can't fathom. If you like/love the movie, why wouldn't you want to get more indepth into it, learn more about the making of it? People are asshats.
So when a movie is released onto DVD with just a plain, no-frills version and one that includes the extras, my choice is pretty clear. It is why I am holding off on buying Kill Bill (and I was right, btw...I just read that they are releasing a special 4-hour NC-17 version soon) and it is why I have duplicates of several titles in my collection, because the tricksy studio put out the special edition months or years after the regular (or worse, a re-release of a special edition with different features. Curse you, money-grubbing film studios!!!!!!! *shaking fist uselessly at the sky*)
Run Lola Run is just such a release. There is a version with a bare smattering of extras, TV spots (translation: commercials), music video, trailers (which, frankly, who cares about trailers? I've seen the film. The thrill of discovery that trailers normally bring is gone)...then there's the version that beats this version up after school, with commentary by the director and Lola herself, music video AND dubbed in English (because I still hate subtitles, no matter how excellent the film). It is my stubborn desire to own this version that has led to my newest saga.
I remember fondly back when I first knew I wanted to buy the movie. I was excited about finding a copy for only $6 and Tery stressed out that someone else would buy it before me. If only I knew then that this worry would be the least of my problems! How young and optimistic I was then. Now, some three weeks later, I'm a little older and a little more dead inside.
I finally got paid and eagerly set out to order it. As I suspected, it was still sitting where I had left it. Silly Tery! But I wanted to make absolutely certain I got the right version. Half.com and Amazon.com both had one at a similar price (both by private sellers), but Half.com doesn't include the detailed description that Amazon does. So I went the Amazon route, just to be sure. It took forever to arrive (2-1/2 weeks!) but it finally did and I eagerly tore through the packaging. And sat, perplexed, as I stared at the inferior and totally wrong version in my hand. I swear it was sticking its tongue out at me.
I read and reread the back of the case, hunting through the small print for any mention of commentary. Was it possible it had it but wasn't listed on the back? It seemed pretty silly to keep a perfectly good selling feature of a product a secret. I put in an emergency call to Bear, who assured me her version clearly stated "full-length audio commentary." Well, shit. I emailed the seller on the spot, and long story short (I know, waaaaaay too late) they agreed to refund me if I returned it, no problem whatsoever.
Well there was a problem, because I was still Lola-less. I returned to Half.com and this time decided to take even fewer chances. I asked the seller point-blank if they were selling the version with commentary. In the very same minute the answer came back as yes, I was already placing my order with them. It was only when packaging up the hateful unwanted version for return that I noticed both sellers were in Sumas, WA. What were the odds?
As I learned today, it had nothing to do with odds. Because they were the EXACT SAME SELLER. Furthermore, they sent me the EXACT SAME VERSION again. I could not fucking believe it. Am I only imagining that I'm speaking English? Am I foolishly naive to assume that THEY speak English? Does "audio commentary" mean different things in different parts of the country? And why does this have to be my life?
They have a website. On the website is a phone number. A phone number I intend to call tomorrow (today. Christ, it's 3 a.m.). I will try really hard not to make them regret answering, but honestly... One thing's for DAMN sure. I'd better get some sort of reimbursement for paying now THREE times to ship something and not having anything to show for it. Oh yes. I will get my shipping charges back. Mark my words.