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And my god, I do watch a lot of movies.
I'm cutting these because again I can't be bothered to sort out spoilers (although I'm sure no one will complain. You all secretly despise my excessively long entries, admit it). Hence, if you choose to click I can't be held responsible for any ruination of the film you might experience.
First up, An Awfully Big Adventure. Although you'll see this would more appropriately be titled ( ::An Awful Adventure:: )
Ummmm, 1.5 out of 5, and that's ONLY thanks to Rickman's Captain Hook *slurp*
( ::The Forgotten:: )
Good movie, but probably won't hold up to repeat viewings once you know the ending. 2.5 out of 5
( ::Crash...the Oscar winner, not Cronenberg's auto porn:: )
There isn't a doubt this was far, far more deserving of Best Picture™ than Brokeback. 8 out of 5 (wrap your mind around THAT if you can)
Last but not least, ( ::A History of Violence:: )
Rather anti-climactic after Crash. 3 out of 5
I'm cutting these because again I can't be bothered to sort out spoilers (although I'm sure no one will complain. You all secretly despise my excessively long entries, admit it). Hence, if you choose to click I can't be held responsible for any ruination of the film you might experience.
First up, An Awfully Big Adventure. Although you'll see this would more appropriately be titled ( ::An Awful Adventure:: )
Ummmm, 1.5 out of 5, and that's ONLY thanks to Rickman's Captain Hook *slurp*
( ::The Forgotten:: )
Good movie, but probably won't hold up to repeat viewings once you know the ending. 2.5 out of 5
( ::Crash...the Oscar winner, not Cronenberg's auto porn:: )
There isn't a doubt this was far, far more deserving of Best Picture™ than Brokeback. 8 out of 5 (wrap your mind around THAT if you can)
Last but not least, ( ::A History of Violence:: )
Rather anti-climactic after Crash. 3 out of 5
