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Cat door training is progressing slowly. Not surprisingly, lil Duncan Munchkin mastered it within less than a minute. Ferrets ARE the problem-solvers of the animal kingdom. Take note, you hatahs: I mean YOU, Rudy Giuliani. Tery stumbled on this anti-ferret rant on YouTube:




The man is seriously unhinged. Based on the passion and irrationality of his tirade, I can only surmise his mother was killed by ferrets. This lunatic ran an entire city?

Regardless, even with the cats watching Duncan hop in and out with reckless abandon, when it comes to their turn they just sit there mewing helplessly. I'm not sure if it's a case of intelligence or willful ignorance so they can keep us waiting on them hand and foot (paw and paw?) We're still working on it.

Update!: Don't click unless you're a rabid fan of cats and already bored out of your mind. But there IS a happy ending.



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Speaking of celebrities, I need Paris Hilton to shut up. She's out of jail and now all the headlines are about her "ordeal." Bitch, please. I remember none of this foolishness when Martha got out. I also wonder what became of her "medical condition" that she developed in one day. Couldn't have been that bad if she was able to overcome it and finish her sentence when the judge called "bullshit."

Someone else I need to shut up is Rosie O'Donnell. First her thing with the Donald, then her thing with her View costar. Now she's making broad general statements like "don't trust dem backstabbing breeders" (so much for taking the higher road about labeling an entire orientation) and using her child as a political pawn on her blog. The only reason I know all this is because I get the day's headlines on my home page. Rosie, STFU. You're an embarrassment.

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I received an email yesterday from Amazon.uk announcing my imminent refund for my Hot Fuzz order. This confused me, as I've been sleeping with it under my pillow every night for over a week now. Sure, it would be nice to get it free through some computer snafu, but I really don't need that black mark on my karma. I emailed begging them not to refund me, for the sake of my conscience. It turns out it's just a $4 refund because they dropped the price, so they were sending me the difference. Well. That's not something you see every day. Have I mentioned lately how much I adore them?

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Tery really wants me to attend a hospital staff meeting next week to go over some policy changes and gripes that are cropping up again. Seems people have been attacking Kristie, the overnight girl during the week, much the same way I was attacked when I first started. Small misunderstandings and miscommunications escalate rapidly into hateful notes and general resentment between parties that never see each other face to face. I agreed to go, on the condition that I could sit beside Kristie to present a unified front. That's in fact what I'm calling us: The Unified Front of Overnight Workers (UFOW).

Finally NECA Snape has arrived on the shores of eBay. Soon little NECA Harry will have his favorite snarky playmate. *rubbing hands gleefully*

Date: 2007-07-01 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lizzieloudotcom.livejournal.com
Hilton's "medical condition" was that she was Poop Shy and wouldn't eat or drink because she didn't want to use the loo in her cell because someone might take a picture of her and put it online. As if!

Yes. We had none of this from Martha.

I really liked Rosie on the View. I liked that she was out in an easy, very natural way. I'm not familiar with this new snafu.

Go UFOW!

And I don't think it is your hands you will be gleefully rubbing together when Snape arrives.

Date: 2007-07-01 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grrgoyl.livejournal.com
Hmmmm. Methinks the lady who first made a name for herself through a world-renowned sex tape doth protest too much.

Have to admit, I've never seen a single episode of the View. Ellen is also out in an easy, natural way and somehow manages to avoid offending every person that crosses her path.

Re: UFOW. I had to edit this post, which originally sought to evoke shades of the IRA by promising car bombs at the staff meeting. Then I woke the next morning to see London all over the news for car bombs. Even I don't have that much poor taste.

Ooh, you naughty, naughty girl. You're probably right.

and...

Date: 2007-07-01 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lizzieloudotcom.livejournal.com
LOL = "You're SO retarded. You're giving cats a bad name Everywhere."

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