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grrgoylVery little happened this weekend. Well, I saw a couple of movies, both of which I loved (The Devil's Backbone and Goya's Ghosts). I might review them later, we'll see. Work was so slow I had time to do Tabby's job, because she's lately become too good to do it herself.
I had the funniest medical report though -- the patient was only 6 months old, yet the doctor felt the need to dictate this into the record: "The patient is completely dependent upon his mother and father for transportation to his appointments." Well, unless he's a very remarkable 6-month-old, I suspect he's dependent on them for a damn sight more than THAT. Alternate punchline: Tsk. Six months old and STILL making mommy and daddy drive him everywhere. Kids are taking longer and longer to become independent these days.
So. Thanks to the slow news week in my life, I thought I'd write an entry I've had percolating for a week or two, but put off because a.) it's very image- (and therefore preparation-) intensive, and b.) it will probably be extremely, extremely boring to all but the most desperate for new content from me. But the words won't leave me alone, so without further ado, I give you:
Ask Tery and she'll tell you what a sucker I am for an attractively packaged DVD boxed set. If I'm on the fence about buying a series, the right packaging aesthetic might just tip the scales for me. Conversely, some shows I love so much I'd buy them if they came wrapped in a muddy burlap sack. I present a walking tour of boxed sets I have collected thus far.
Xena: Warrior Princess Seasons 1-6
This is the first boxed set I think I ever bought. And coincidentally my least favorite in terms of packaging. The series hadn't even finished airing when this first went on sale. They're European (region 2 PAL) discs, only available on select websites. I bought these because there was wild speculation about whether the show would even be released on DVD or not -- back in the day before every piece of dreck that gets airtime is transferred to DVD the instant it's cancelled, like "Fear Factor" (to me the least comprehensible DVD release ever planned. How many times do you really want to rewatch people passing cockroaches to each other in their mouths?)
So I ponied up an obscene amount of money for this set. I think each box, comprising only half a season, cost around $40. Not a single bonus feature to be found on any of them, and just look at the sloppiness of the final product: The color schemes make no sense whatsoever, even within a season -- it's like even the DVD distributor didn't know for sure if they'd get to finish the series. They couldn't even get the fire artwork to connect, for heaven's sake. It's like they printed it and then lost the pattern when it came time to make the next one.
This set doesn't even include the director's cut of the finale or the Hercules trilogy of eps that originally introduced Xena, requiring me to buy them separately and book-end them awkwardly on either side. The discs sit in an unwieldy fold-out tray that feels like it might rip free of the box at any moment. The only thing they have in common is the same font and poorly-designed case. I would buy the American release (that even has extras), but having finally collected them all, I sadly have to admit I don't rewatch it as much as I expected to. Perhaps because this obsession was replaced in my heart shortly after with another, even bigger (/foreshadowing).
Monty Python's Flying Circus Megaset
The second set I ever bought. It seemed natural given what a huge Python fan I am, and it is great fun to go back and watch the older shows that I barely remember from the beginning. My only complaint about this packaging is the inefficiency -- as you can see, only one disc sits in each box, which makes it a Megaset indeed, but also makes me deeply resentful of the amount of shelf space it consumes. I sometimes stare at it and contemplate just bootlegging it into a more manageable size and reselling this one. If I ever need a kidney transplant, this will be the first to go.
Arrested Development Seasons 1-2-and a half 3
This is what I mean. If you MUST stick just one disc into a case, use these nice slimline cases that make so much more sense (in A&E's defense, I'm pretty sure these hadn't been invented yet when the Megaset was released). I love the quirky colors and photos of this packaging. The only thing wrong with it is the woefully abbreviated size of season 3 at the end there -- not only the set, but the whole season. In fact the whole show. No, I'm still not over it. Leave me alone.
A timeline of obsession
As sad as it is when the shows I love are cut off in their prime, I am also a big fan of series that can be packaged succinctly and sexily into one compact case. Although I do think the term "complete series" in cases like the live action "Tick" makes it sound much grander, including as it does only nine episodes. The same way networks these days are producing ten episodes of a show and calling it a "complete season." I cry foul.
Almost Complete Sets
Then there are these two. I hope they give us an "Upright Citizens Brigade Season 3" DVD to complete the series (and I hope they figure out where to stick the title to maintain any kind of consistency). As for "The Venture Bros.," it hasn't been cancelled yet, but trust me. I enjoy it, therefore it will only be a matter of time.
South Park Season 1-10+
The problem with being a completionist is I have to keep buying these no matter how many there end up being. Fortunately Comedy Central has a better grasp of consistency than Universal Playback (the "Xena" distributors). Unfortunately they also use the annoying fold-out tray system. Ah well.
Farscape Seasons 1-4 plus The Peacekeeper Wars TV Movie
This is technically what inspired this whole post. I had resisted the urge to buy this series when it was first cancelled, for many years in fact. Until an off-hand comment by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
velmaneuwirth got me thinking about it again. When I went looking for some deals, I realized season one was now out of print, so prices were going up, not down. This of course cinched it for me and I had to have it. It's a good thing I waited, apparently -- from what I read, the first company that released it tried stuffing too many episodes on a disc, resulting in major playback difficulties, and only one in three discs functioning. Had my life taken its usual course, I would've spent all my money on those, and then would have had to buy them again. This set is the result of a re-release, with tons of extras and no technical problems. The other perk is it looks equally appealing from either side (although I don't think that tiny print on the spine is going to get any easier to read as I get older):
Last, but by no means least, the Rolls Royce of DVD packaging (this writing):
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Chosen Collection
I choo-choo-choose you, Chosen Collection
How can "Buffy" fit seven seasons (sorry, 6-1/2) into only 70% of the space of "Farscape's" (and "Monty Python's") four? Note the ultra-compact and user-friendly book style tray. The episodes are all listed in the booklet on top. Super stylish, super sexy, this is the crown jewel of my DVD collection. I would rather lose a kidney than this set. I think every DVD case creator should study this design long and hard before slapping something together that takes up an unnecessary amount of space with mismatched, nonsensical patterns (can you tell how much I hate that "Xena" set yet? And yes, this is the show that made "Xena" seem childish and painfully amateur to me.)
This concludes our walking tour. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed giving it.
I had the funniest medical report though -- the patient was only 6 months old, yet the doctor felt the need to dictate this into the record: "The patient is completely dependent upon his mother and father for transportation to his appointments." Well, unless he's a very remarkable 6-month-old, I suspect he's dependent on them for a damn sight more than THAT. Alternate punchline: Tsk. Six months old and STILL making mommy and daddy drive him everywhere. Kids are taking longer and longer to become independent these days.
So. Thanks to the slow news week in my life, I thought I'd write an entry I've had percolating for a week or two, but put off because a.) it's very image- (and therefore preparation-) intensive, and b.) it will probably be extremely, extremely boring to all but the most desperate for new content from me. But the words won't leave me alone, so without further ado, I give you:
Ode to my DVD Boxed Sets
Ask Tery and she'll tell you what a sucker I am for an attractively packaged DVD boxed set. If I'm on the fence about buying a series, the right packaging aesthetic might just tip the scales for me. Conversely, some shows I love so much I'd buy them if they came wrapped in a muddy burlap sack. I present a walking tour of boxed sets I have collected thus far.
Xena: Warrior Princess Seasons 1-6
This is the first boxed set I think I ever bought. And coincidentally my least favorite in terms of packaging. The series hadn't even finished airing when this first went on sale. They're European (region 2 PAL) discs, only available on select websites. I bought these because there was wild speculation about whether the show would even be released on DVD or not -- back in the day before every piece of dreck that gets airtime is transferred to DVD the instant it's cancelled, like "Fear Factor" (to me the least comprehensible DVD release ever planned. How many times do you really want to rewatch people passing cockroaches to each other in their mouths?)
So I ponied up an obscene amount of money for this set. I think each box, comprising only half a season, cost around $40. Not a single bonus feature to be found on any of them, and just look at the sloppiness of the final product: The color schemes make no sense whatsoever, even within a season -- it's like even the DVD distributor didn't know for sure if they'd get to finish the series. They couldn't even get the fire artwork to connect, for heaven's sake. It's like they printed it and then lost the pattern when it came time to make the next one.
This set doesn't even include the director's cut of the finale or the Hercules trilogy of eps that originally introduced Xena, requiring me to buy them separately and book-end them awkwardly on either side. The discs sit in an unwieldy fold-out tray that feels like it might rip free of the box at any moment. The only thing they have in common is the same font and poorly-designed case. I would buy the American release (that even has extras), but having finally collected them all, I sadly have to admit I don't rewatch it as much as I expected to. Perhaps because this obsession was replaced in my heart shortly after with another, even bigger (/foreshadowing).
Monty Python's Flying Circus Megaset
The second set I ever bought. It seemed natural given what a huge Python fan I am, and it is great fun to go back and watch the older shows that I barely remember from the beginning. My only complaint about this packaging is the inefficiency -- as you can see, only one disc sits in each box, which makes it a Megaset indeed, but also makes me deeply resentful of the amount of shelf space it consumes. I sometimes stare at it and contemplate just bootlegging it into a more manageable size and reselling this one. If I ever need a kidney transplant, this will be the first to go.
Arrested Development Seasons 1-
This is what I mean. If you MUST stick just one disc into a case, use these nice slimline cases that make so much more sense (in A&E's defense, I'm pretty sure these hadn't been invented yet when the Megaset was released). I love the quirky colors and photos of this packaging. The only thing wrong with it is the woefully abbreviated size of season 3 at the end there -- not only the set, but the whole season. In fact the whole show. No, I'm still not over it. Leave me alone.
A timeline of obsession
As sad as it is when the shows I love are cut off in their prime, I am also a big fan of series that can be packaged succinctly and sexily into one compact case. Although I do think the term "complete series" in cases like the live action "Tick" makes it sound much grander, including as it does only nine episodes. The same way networks these days are producing ten episodes of a show and calling it a "complete season." I cry foul.
Almost Complete Sets
Then there are these two. I hope they give us an "Upright Citizens Brigade Season 3" DVD to complete the series (and I hope they figure out where to stick the title to maintain any kind of consistency). As for "The Venture Bros.," it hasn't been cancelled yet, but trust me. I enjoy it, therefore it will only be a matter of time.
South Park Season 1-10+
The problem with being a completionist is I have to keep buying these no matter how many there end up being. Fortunately Comedy Central has a better grasp of consistency than Universal Playback (the "Xena" distributors). Unfortunately they also use the annoying fold-out tray system. Ah well.
Farscape Seasons 1-4 plus The Peacekeeper Wars TV Movie
This is technically what inspired this whole post. I had resisted the urge to buy this series when it was first cancelled, for many years in fact. Until an off-hand comment by
velmaneuwirth got me thinking about it again. When I went looking for some deals, I realized season one was now out of print, so prices were going up, not down. This of course cinched it for me and I had to have it. It's a good thing I waited, apparently -- from what I read, the first company that released it tried stuffing too many episodes on a disc, resulting in major playback difficulties, and only one in three discs functioning. Had my life taken its usual course, I would've spent all my money on those, and then would have had to buy them again. This set is the result of a re-release, with tons of extras and no technical problems. The other perk is it looks equally appealing from either side (although I don't think that tiny print on the spine is going to get any easier to read as I get older):Last, but by no means least, the Rolls Royce of DVD packaging (this writing):
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Chosen Collection
I choo-choo-choose you, Chosen Collection
How can "Buffy" fit seven seasons (sorry, 6-1/2) into only 70% of the space of "Farscape's" (and "Monty Python's") four? Note the ultra-compact and user-friendly book style tray. The episodes are all listed in the booklet on top. Super stylish, super sexy, this is the crown jewel of my DVD collection. I would rather lose a kidney than this set. I think every DVD case creator should study this design long and hard before slapping something together that takes up an unnecessary amount of space with mismatched, nonsensical patterns (can you tell how much I hate that "Xena" set yet? And yes, this is the show that made "Xena" seem childish and painfully amateur to me.)
This concludes our walking tour. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed giving it.
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Date: 2008-08-06 04:05 pm (UTC)Buffy (my first DVD set, actually)
Firefly
Arrested Development
South Park
And lol at "I choo-choo-choose you, Chosen Collection." Oh, Ralphie. :D
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Date: 2008-08-06 05:01 pm (UTC)Thank god I didn't get THAT into the Simpsons. We might have needed to buy a new house to contain all those boxed sets.