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grrgoylOkay, moving right along...
Next was the Maroon, which thankfully wasn't an indicator of color theme. In fact, by the Maroon it seemed they had abandoned the monocolor trend altogether.
By this time I had to pee like crazy, and was thankful the bathroom was operational
Stone Soup for dinner
This white trash family appeared (the young girl was about 7 months pregnant). I sneered at them turning up their noses at the lack of closet space, then realized Deb, Tery and I did the exact same thing
Great view of my neighbor's yard
Hideous silver bedstand that looked like a Design on a Dime DIY
Onto the Telluride. The Telluride was my favorite.
Not because it came with a sales office (kidding. Supposed to be the garage)...
Or handsomely framed cut-outs from magazines (srsly)...
But for this. Real Otis Spunkmeyer cookies. Real delicious Otis Spunkmeyer cookies (oatmeal raisin, my favorite)
In a land of plastic food props:
It's rare and exciting to find food you can actually eat. Even if you have no intention of making an offer on the house.
Which isn't to say all of the Telluride was perfect.
Well, this end table was cute
And this closet seemed to go on forever
But what lazy bastard stager did this?
And these fruity towel decorations? DO NOT WANT
However, the most poorly thought out part of the Telluride was the main staircase:
Deb's grand entrance to the party fell a little short
Ah, well. What do you want for $490,000?
Not that the Lancaster was much better.
More fruity towels
That had spread to the coat hangers. Proof that just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should
We caught up with Tery eyeing this lamp like it was her nemesis
Deb had to figure out how it worked
I did love this lamp
Tery liked this hall mirror because it was perfectly positioned to check out her killer calves >;)
Ahh, the Madison:
That's some big ass fake fruit, yo
They had this two-sided desk with prop laptops positioned. Tery and I pretended we were emailing each other (while having an argument, evidently)
We thought mosquito netting was a bit eccentric for Denver
Poor Katie always had it toughest during tse-tse fly season
The Aspen:
My lovely lady
Bowl of sharp spiky things. Help yourself!
Buy one title, get the same title free
Tery demonstrates the use of the cocaine vanity top
I wanted Tery to go Tawny Kitaen on this rug. What I got was Gilda Radner
I have to do everything myself
iPod headboard. Because just listening to earbuds is SO 2005
Tery tries to redeem herself for the rug fail
Deb does a slightly better job
Poor Jake's pirate only has one timber
Simply precious nursery. I walked in and Tery announced in an anguished voice, "I want a baby!" My blood ran cold
They like this clock so much they have it on two walls -- unfortunately the kitchen and the connected living room
Tery gets a second chance at Tawny
Okay, that's quite enough for one day. I have one "dream house," but we'll probably see a few more of those this weekend. I'll group those together because right now I've got some Snarry that's not going to read itself.
Next was the Maroon, which thankfully wasn't an indicator of color theme. In fact, by the Maroon it seemed they had abandoned the monocolor trend altogether.
By this time I had to pee like crazy, and was thankful the bathroom was operational
Stone Soup for dinner
This white trash family appeared (the young girl was about 7 months pregnant). I sneered at them turning up their noses at the lack of closet space, then realized Deb, Tery and I did the exact same thing
Great view of my neighbor's yard
Hideous silver bedstand that looked like a Design on a Dime DIY
Onto the Telluride. The Telluride was my favorite.
Not because it came with a sales office (kidding. Supposed to be the garage)...
Or handsomely framed cut-outs from magazines (srsly)...
But for this. Real Otis Spunkmeyer cookies. Real delicious Otis Spunkmeyer cookies (oatmeal raisin, my favorite)
In a land of plastic food props:
It's rare and exciting to find food you can actually eat. Even if you have no intention of making an offer on the house.
Which isn't to say all of the Telluride was perfect.
Well, this end table was cute
And this closet seemed to go on forever
But what lazy bastard stager did this?
And these fruity towel decorations? DO NOT WANT
However, the most poorly thought out part of the Telluride was the main staircase:
Deb's grand entrance to the party fell a little short
Ah, well. What do you want for $490,000?
Not that the Lancaster was much better.
More fruity towels
That had spread to the coat hangers. Proof that just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should
We caught up with Tery eyeing this lamp like it was her nemesis
Deb had to figure out how it worked
I did love this lamp
Tery liked this hall mirror because it was perfectly positioned to check out her killer calves >;)
Ahh, the Madison:
That's some big ass fake fruit, yo
They had this two-sided desk with prop laptops positioned. Tery and I pretended we were emailing each other (while having an argument, evidently)
We thought mosquito netting was a bit eccentric for Denver
Poor Katie always had it toughest during tse-tse fly season
The Aspen:
My lovely lady
Bowl of sharp spiky things. Help yourself!
Buy one title, get the same title free
Tery demonstrates the use of the cocaine vanity top
I wanted Tery to go Tawny Kitaen on this rug. What I got was Gilda Radner
I have to do everything myself
iPod headboard. Because just listening to earbuds is SO 2005
Tery tries to redeem herself for the rug fail
Deb does a slightly better job
Poor Jake's pirate only has one timber
Simply precious nursery. I walked in and Tery announced in an anguished voice, "I want a baby!" My blood ran cold
They like this clock so much they have it on two walls -- unfortunately the kitchen and the connected living room
Tery gets a second chance at Tawny
Okay, that's quite enough for one day. I have one "dream house," but we'll probably see a few more of those this weekend. I'll group those together because right now I've got some Snarry that's not going to read itself.
