Ashlee Simpson: No-talent idiot or Bush co-conspirator?

I've had a revelation. Suddenly it is all perfectly clear. Ashlee Simpson's enormous screw-up on SNL was part of a DELIBERATE and SINISTER plan to distract the country from the Bush administration's continued gross and dangerous incompetence in failing to guard several hundred tons of explosives in Iraq. I figured this out based on Ashlee's stupid, meaningless little faux pas being practically the #2 story after election issues. She was only doing her PATRIOTIC DUTY and protecting the good name of our president. She deserves a medal. But maybe she'll settle for dancing lessons.

But it goes without saying that if you are one of the wildly misinformed Bush supporters still clinging desperately to the belief that things are still going swimmingly over there, obviously you don't need such distractions. Oh, to be so innocent and naive again.