QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY
Apr. 24th, 2004 09:06 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
grrgoylCARSON QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
Ted: Looks like the coach has a panoramic window overlooking the locker room.
Carson: I gotta get me one of those.
HONORABLE MENTION:
On short Straight Guy's prolific body hair everywhere but his head: The word our people have for you is "cub."
On Straight Guy trying to blow the engraved coach's whistle the Fab 5 got him: You'll get the hang of it. I'll show you later upstairs.
On Straight Guy coach illustrating elaborate strategies on the board to his girls volleyball team: What the HELL is he talking about?
Speaking of Carson and Ted, either we are misreading the subtext or there are shenanigans going on between them now. We didn't think much of it when they were seen "sledding" together on Straight Guy's discarded furniture in the front yard. But then in the wrap-up Ted made some joke about why Straight Guy and his wife would rather eat parfait than "kiss like we do" and went to demonstrate on Carson. And when Carson went on about something the camera was pointed towards Ted over his shoulder, and he looked like he just couldn't get enough of him...his eyes were all shining, his face was GLOWING. And when they went to make the toast, Ted's hand was most definitely on Carson's back. Awwwww, young gay love....*sigh*
And who can blame him? I saw Carson's new goldfish crackers commercial. Such a thing of beauty, particularly all in black. Almost makes me wish I were a gay man sometimes.
Ted: Looks like the coach has a panoramic window overlooking the locker room.
Carson: I gotta get me one of those.
HONORABLE MENTION:
On short Straight Guy's prolific body hair everywhere but his head: The word our people have for you is "cub."
On Straight Guy trying to blow the engraved coach's whistle the Fab 5 got him: You'll get the hang of it. I'll show you later upstairs.
On Straight Guy coach illustrating elaborate strategies on the board to his girls volleyball team: What the HELL is he talking about?
Speaking of Carson and Ted, either we are misreading the subtext or there are shenanigans going on between them now. We didn't think much of it when they were seen "sledding" together on Straight Guy's discarded furniture in the front yard. But then in the wrap-up Ted made some joke about why Straight Guy and his wife would rather eat parfait than "kiss like we do" and went to demonstrate on Carson. And when Carson went on about something the camera was pointed towards Ted over his shoulder, and he looked like he just couldn't get enough of him...his eyes were all shining, his face was GLOWING. And when they went to make the toast, Ted's hand was most definitely on Carson's back. Awwwww, young gay love....*sigh*
And who can blame him? I saw Carson's new goldfish crackers commercial. Such a thing of beauty, particularly all in black. Almost makes me wish I were a gay man sometimes.
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Date: 2004-04-24 12:52 pm (UTC)