AD......3 DAYS!!!!!!!!

[grrgoyl]

To celebrate the release of Arrested Development, Season One!!!!!!!!, Tery has a brilliant marketing idea for AD action figures and dolls. For instance:

Deluxe figures
Michael with Stair Truck
GOB with Segway
George Michael with banana stand

Regular figures
Tobias with permanently painted-on "Never Nude" cut-offs
Lupe with interchangeable seasonally-inappropriate sweatshirts
Kitty with crossing eyes when you remove her glasses and flip-up tanktop
Lucille with attached Buster (edit: better still....Buster with Kung Fu Massaging Grip™)
Maeby with catapult arm/valentine candy hearts
George, Sr. with shoe-heel yarmulke and inspirational tapes
Lindsay with Bluth family credit card

Special talking figures
Prison guard (says "no touching" repeatedly)
Annyong (says, naturally, "Annyong" repeatedly)

Play sets
Model home
Yacht
Prison

Assorted accessory figures
T-bone
Attorney Barry
Lucille 2 (with patented fainting action)
Marta
George, Sr "lesson man" (with detachable arm)
Oscar (George, Sr's twin brother, uses same mold with different hair, like the Olsen twin dolls)
Carl Weathers
Maggie the "blind" attorney
Surely, Maeby's wheelchair-bound "twin sister"

Lucky for me these don't exist. My mouth is watering just imagining them.