You Know You Want It

[grrgoyl]

Okay, after repeated exposure to the yummylicious Emcee pic seen below (twice) I decided to print the damn thing out and stick it on my wall right in front of my work desk. Tery is none too pleased, but as she spends about a fourth of the time at the computer as I do, I can deal with this (and so can she). I keep telling her she is free to put up pictures of Annika Sorenstam (as much as she would clash side-by-side with Alan, I am sure) but if she waits much longer there won't be any space.

But now I am thinking it might be a bad idea to put him there. You see, I am a medical transcriptionist by day (and an inventory auditor by night). Whereas the job is very challenging and intellectually rewarding, on these intolerably hot days when the sweat is just sliding down my back and into my eyes, a girl's mind seems to wander so much more easily....and having Alan staring directly at me does nothing to help my body temperature issues in the slightest. Look at him, with that enticing, come-fuck-me look, his arms sassily resting on his hips, his crotch thrust forward. When I look at it I can't stop thinking about licking those nips. Oy. Vey. I really don't think ANYONE should be expected to work in the face of this kind of scrumptiousness. Still, he is easy on the eyes after staring at a hideous DOS-blue computer screen for a few hours. Okay, he can stay.....

Comments

[metatronis.livejournal.com]

Last year I had that picture taped to the inside front cover of my Bio notebook. I got a lot of questions, but I didn't care. God I love that picture. Did you see that interview he did where he talked about his dresser's granny asking him if he had a potato down his pants? That was hi-larious.

[grrgoyl.livejournal.com]

lol a potato! I wonder if any guys do that?

[arrewen.livejournal.com]

My brother thought Alan looked like KD LAng (Lesbian singer) in that pic... I was insulted!

[grrgoyl.livejournal.com]

That is ridiculous. I personally think kd lang looks like Tobey Maguire, but that is just me (but she is still hot!) When I first fell in love with Alan I would confuse him in my mind with Robert Downey, Jr., which is a little less insulting.

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

kd lang? Tobey Maguire? Haaaa! Yes. Now that's all I'm going to think about.

Alan? Robert Downey, Jr? Haaaa! No.

;D

[arrewen.livejournal.com]

Robert Downey Jr was a cutie when he was younger (and thinner) so that's ok :D

[bohemian-charm.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhh, that picture. That beautiful, amazing, orgasmic picture.
I'd definately have to say it's one of Alan's hottest. Though I really don't see how you're ever gonna get any work done with Alan right there on the wall, his crotch thrusting out at you like that...teehee

[grrgoyl.livejournal.com]

I like your adjectives....orgasmic, how perfect. Well, it will be hard (teehee I said "hard") but I am willing to give it a try >;)

[ginger8.livejournal.com]

I do believe you are the lady I've been completing a few transaction with on eBay! (i just saw your post on the alan community)
Never fear, your tape *is* on its way. I threw another goodie on there to make up for the amount of time it's taken :-)

[grrgoyl.livejournal.com]

I AM that lady. :) Thanks, I am really looking forward to getting it (love your journal layout, btw)

[ginger8.livejournal.com]

Aw thank you very much! I really love your icons :-)

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm yes. Sometimes I think he's saying, "Here, have some."

[grrgoyl.livejournal.com]

spot on. I remember reading in someone's journal somewhere that he would make the perfect "Desire" in a movie adaptation of Neil Gaiman's Sandman comics, and this picture I think epitomizes this. He is just Sex itself.

[mooselet.livejournal.com]

Um, you'll never guess what picture I have up on my cubicle wall at work, right next to my monitor!

You'd go for the nips, huh? For me it's his belly. That little strip of hair under his navel drives me wild!

[grrgoyl.livejournal.com]

Oh, well I wouldn't kick the Trail of Happiness out of bed for eating crackers either. Pretty much the whole picture should be illegal, it is just. so. perfect.

Top this: Below him I have the "Elizabeth Taylor smoking a fag with my arm over my head" pose....(in this pic I want to lick his hairy pits):



If you say you do too, I shall be forced to fuse with you to get my freakin' DNA back.

[mooselet.livejournal.com]

Nope! It is really beautiful though. And he has his arm over his head. I just love that!

The only two pics I have on my wall are that Emcee thrusting one, and this: