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I still haven't heard back from DeepDiscountDVD.com re: their discriminatory anti-American shipping policy. So much for their promise to respond to queries "within 24 hours." I'd like to think their silence means I've forced someone to realize, "Hey, you know she's right? That policy DOESN'T make any sense," but it's probably more likely that my inescapable, but rather angry, logic frightened them into hiding under the covers and/or deleting my mail in hopes that I'd just drop it. Normally I'd be infuriated by being ignored like this, if I wasn't expecting the correct DVD from the Amazon seller any day now. And it had damn well better be the correct DVD. Are you listening, dvdsforu?

(No, I don't seriously think that dvdsforu reads my LJ. But I've found including seller names in my posts like this is immensely helpful should I need the information again in a few months (and you know I will. Remember? Saga Queen!))

Tery and I rented Transamerica. There are movies I enjoy (or hate) enough to dissect in detail, and then there are those that give me simple, unexplainable happiness that don't necessarily inspire essay-length dissertations (good examples would be Garden State and Lost in Translation). Transamerica falls in this second category.

It's a simple story about a pre-op male-to-female transsexual who is forced to travel with her recently-discovered son across the country to get to know him before becoming "complete." An interesting twist on the "buddy roadtrip" movie. Her son has no idea she's transsexual, or even that he's her son, which makes for some challenging dynamics in their relationship. The story is funny, moving, heartbreaking, lovely, but never too angsty.

Felicity Huffman did an excellent job. Of course I don't know her from a hole in the wall, and in fact referred to her as Hilary Duffman (Tery mocked me for my mistake. This is what happens when you're so far out of the pop culture loop. I deserve patience and tolerance, not derision). She's practically unrecognizable in her makeup and surprisingly convincing as a man (even dressed as a woman). But the actor who really caught my attention was her son, played by Kevin Zegers:

This is the definition of hawt

Oh. My. God. This is one of the few pics of him I could find with his clothes on. The boy's got a killer bod and not afraid to show it. The fact that he played a gay hustler didn't hurt one little bit either. Of course Tery was less than enthralled with my object of affection, but I can't help that. Is she blind? Even the hardest of hard-core lesbians has to admit this guy is gorgeous. What he's doing dating a slag like Kelly Osbourne is anyone's guess. I hope those tabloid pics of them together are just outdated.

I set out in search of my own copy of the DVD. No, this won't entail another saga (IhopeIhopeIhope) but I was at first terribly offended by the cover, featuring Felicity sans makeup and appearing nothing at all like she does in the movie. I felt this defeated the entire point of the story. However, in searching for this image I have since learned that it's holographic and shifts back and forth between gorgeous Felicity and homely Bree:



Some people apparently still find this offensive and a crass attempt to reel in the Desperate Housewives audience, but I don't. So allow me to withdraw my anger before ever really giving it a voice.

(As an aside, I found a copy on eBay (yes, I'm a one-trick pony) and emailed the seller about extras, as usual. I got back a very nice response, which alone is enough to catapult her into high marks in my book. She answered my question and finished with the statement "You have very good taste in movies. Congratulations." Yeesh. Did we have to go for the ass-kissing? She only has 9 feedbacks, which I would normally steer clear of, but she's obviously trying very hard and, like I said, she took the time to answer my question. I'll buy from her until she becomes a power seller, i.e. too big for her own britches and too busy to actually communicate with her customers.)
grrgoyl: (snape head like a hole)
I received an email from the Alcoholic this morning, "Re: Tracey":

SHE'S BACK. I passed her this morning on my way to the parking lot at 6:45, keys in hand. No words were exchanged. She looks the same, surly demeanor. This is very disturbing.

I suppose it might be disturbing if she herself hadn't told me more than a month and a half ago that Tracey was coming back. Did she not remember her own rumors? But it isn't nearly as disturbing as the thought of Tracey coming and going while we have a gaping hole between our units in the attic (I don't know if it's there yet or not. I'm not much inclined to poke my head up there after receiving the testing service's letter advising us to seal off the area between the attic and the bedroom. But there will be one there eventually and I won't sleep better knowing Tracey (who obviously isn't afraid of contamination) might have access to our house).

I sighed and put it on the "What do you want from me?" back burner. The response I finally mustered was only, "Thanks for the warning." This unfortunately encouraged a longer reply:

It makes my skin crawl. No word yet from Dave Kinney (A/N: the HOA administrator). I can't wait for Dave R. (A/N: Mr. Conspiracy Theorist) to find out. We'll have more letters on our doors. How are you girls doing? Why isn't she in jail? I should be so lucky.

No, I should be so lucky as to live in the next building over, where I would tsk tsk and shake my head, thank my stars that I DIDN'T live next door to a Crankwhore, and realize that this wasn't ALL ABOUT ME. And she emailed poor Dave Kinney demanding I don't know what, after the man has patiently explained time and again that there isn't a whole lot he can do about it. I'm telling you, if we could harness the activist energy that she and Dave R. combined expend on poking their noses into everyone else's business, we could change the world, baby.




Next, Dark Harbor. I've seen it at last and I'll be discussing it later, but for now some words on the Saga of Acquiring Dark Harbor, because you know damn well there had to be one. I'd done enough research to learn that there was a version with commentary and one without. I thought I'd play it safe and email every seller I could find asking which version they had. After a week I think I received one answer (the wrong one). The rest, nothing. These were power sellers, people who made a lot of money on eBay, not like that one guy who was just toying with the idea of eBay on a lark. Am I the only person on the planet who checks email virtually every day?

I settled on a copy for sale on Half.com, trusting that the item details page that stated "commentary" was accurate. I've sold on Half before. I know you enter the item UPC and all that stuff generates automatically from their database. About a week later the disc arrived but the back of the case was notably free of any mention of commentary. I carefully compared UPCs with the details page and they matched. The deciding factor was my refusal to believe that this movie, that seemingly no one cares about but myself, was even released with two separate editions.

I popped it in and was forced to face the fact: it WAS released with two separate editions. Goddammit. I emailed the seller about the mixup in the ridiculously slim hope that they'd take it back, and then I watched it since it was already opened. Maybe it was as awful as the reviews made it sound and I wouldn't care about commentary at all. What? It's been known to happen.

::what I thought (in excruciating detail):: )

After watching the movie and thinking about it, I found myself wanting to know more about these characters. So much more, more than perhaps a commentary could provide, but it would be better than nothing. Was this just me subconsciously tormenting myself because I didn't have the right version? I don't think so. I really wanted answers to some or all of my questions.

So it was back to pounding the virtual pavement for me again in search of the right edition. Ebay had the same assortment of sellers I'd pestered once already. I sent an email to an Amazon seller that was returned as undeliverable. I even went back to Hollywood Video, fruitlessly. Twice now I have stumped them while looking for a title. Shelves upon shelves upon shelves full of movies, yet they've never heard of the ones I want to see. Why? Tery's theory is because they have "stupid movies." I am forced to concur. Let's get rid of the older, harder to find titles so we can stuff the shelves full of more copies of Date Movie.

But still I didn't believe I was back in the grip of another full-blown saga until I checked DeepDiscountDVD.com. They didn't have it, but I noticed a tiny link at the top to their Canadian site, DeepDiscountDVD.ca. I happened to remember the movie was made in Canada, so I thought this might be a good place to look.

They had it! For only $6! Perfect! But a tiny part of me whispered that this is my life and nothing can be as simple as it should be, so I checked their FAQs for shipping conditions. Sure enough, it stated there in black and white that they "can't" ship to the US. "Can't" or "won't"? Because I ship stuff to and from Canada all the time. Has a trade embargo been imposed when I wasn't looking? Ludicrous. Even more ludicrous is the finer fine print that DOES allow international shipping for $3.99, only not to the US. What the hell is up with THAT??? At this point I wouldn't have been at all surprised if it said "Shipping anywhere except to Elaine."

I emailed the US site with my dilemma hoping for a solution. Haven't heard back yet so we'll see. Stupid DeepDiscountDVD. Stupid Canada.

ADDENDUM: Just got an email saying only that I have to be a resident of Canada to order from their Canadian site. Which begs the question of why they have an international shipping policy (except for the US). Has Canada become a continent when I wasn't looking and broken down into different countries? If not, why then do they provide for international shipping for their exclusively Canadian resident customers?

I sent back another email asking these hard questions, then immediately got completely fed up. I went back to Amazon and bought it from a seller that specifies in their listing "Official US edition (fuck yeah!!!) w/director's commentary." Fuck you, Canada. Fuck you, DeepDiscountDVD.com. Oh, how I'd love to tell them they've lost a customer, but their prices on some things (that they will deign to sell to me) are often too good to pass up. Yes, I'm an angry person. An angry person who buys LOTS of DVDs. DDD.com would do well to keep that in mind.

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