grrgoyl: (GQ fuck)
Tery has returned home after her 3-week vacation, and no one is happier than me -- except maybe her. She was supposed to arrive Monday evening, until her plane leaving Rhode Island was detained on the tarmac for such an extended period of time (no explanation given) that she missed her connection, leaving her stranded at JFK for about 13 hours.

I myself have had plenty of travel mishaps, but that was back in the day when the airline gave you a meal, or sometimes even a hotel, voucher for your inconvenience. This was Tery's first, and she received nothing of the kind -- not that it would have done her any good, as JFK, despite being situated in The City That Never Sleeps, essentially shuts down in a retail capacity at 10 p.m. They did upgrade her to first class for the flight she eventually took home, which almost made up for her getting about 10 minutes of sleep in JFK's really-not-made-with-sleeping-in-mind seats (keep in mind sleep is challenging for Tery under the best of conditions. I would probably have been out like a light, a sentiment she didn't find particularly helpful). She documented most of it via camcorder, in increasingly bleary-eyed, miserable testimonials that looked more and more Blair Witchian as the morning wore on.

She actually burst into tears when my car pulled up to the curb to pick her up. I couldn't really blame her. I've been there too, and I've done that (when we first got together, I was already committed to a 2-week family visit in California. My flight home was delayed probably this long too. I left her the message from the airport, where I couldn't hold back the tears of frustration; here I finally had a girlfriend, someone I couldn't wait to get home to, and I was stuck at stupid John Wayne airport. Tery later told me hearing me cry on the answering machine was the first moment she realized she loved me, so it wasn't all bad).

This excursion to the airport marks the first time I got to see Denver's newest and most controversial public artwork, the Mustang. It was kind of unsettling at sunrise, and really not much less so in daylight.



Standing 32 feet tall, it's located at a spot where traffic zips by at such velocities that there's no chance of stopping to admire it -- or verify that it's not alive and won't start chasing you. Artistic embodiment of the fierce spirit of the West, or Emissary from Hell which will be your last earthbound sight if your plane crashes? You decide.

There are plenty of people criticizing it on the sites I found, but the funniest was someone's proposal that we petition the Convention Center's Big Blue Bear to come chase it away:


Denver: We've got a thing about gigantic blue animal sculptures.



~*~

I spoke earlier about vast accomplishments in Tery's absence. The second of these is another stained glass window, this one in the kitchen:



Whereas the masterpiece in the loft took about six months, this one took about six hours (or less) once I decided on a design. It serves two purposes: 1) I think it's awful purdy, and 2) our kitchen window has a direct view into our neighbor's living room due to an unfortunate lack of planning by the condo builders, and despite knowing how rude it is, we're simply powerless to avoid looking. With the help of the crystal clear glaze panels, now our neighbors are just fuzzy lights, not very compelling at all.

Funnily enough, Tery brought home this new rug from Ikea, which complements the red circles in the window perfectly:


Coincidence or freaky lesbian psychic connection? You decide.


~*~

Sunday night, with Tery's return imminent (or so I thought), I went upstairs to play me a little Rock Band, only to discover my Playstation suddenly refusing to read any of my discs. What the....? I searched online for answers in vain, apart from instructions on cleaning the lens. I wasn't optimistic, given a.) the console was bought from a pawn shop to begin with, so age unknown and warranty status grim, b.) the previous weekend actually Washburn had gotten 75% through the hole behind the entertainment center where the cords exit. I discovered him thrashing wildly and salivating desperately. I pulled him out without difficulty, but he had managed to displace most of the electronics inside the cabinet. I assumed he must have knocked the lens out of whack or something. Either way, I figured I was looking at a new (or close to new) PS2.

I spent most of the night cruising eBay and Craigslist, only to discover that most PS2 consoles in any kind of like-new condition were selling at like-new prices as well. My search was worth it though when I discovered one joker looking to trade his PS1 (which, the seller confided, is going to increase greatly in value very soon) for a PS3, Wii, or XBox 360. Yeah, good luck with that buddy. You can have my $400 PS3, and I'll take your PS1 that people are selling (or trying to) for around $15.

Monday morning I decided to quit faffing around looking for a used machine and just bought a new one at Target. Damn you, Rock Band. I can't just walk away.

Well, the new PS2 had the exact same problem. What the....FUCK. I gave up trying, applied to Sony for a service return request, and left it for a few hours. When I went back upstairs later, suddenly they BOTH worked again. GodDAMMIT.

I'd return it to the store, except I'm certain the minute I do the old one will start acting up again, and I gotta have my Rock Band. Especially with the new one coming out in a few short months.

~*~

Finally, some very quickie movie reviews, a pretty odd grouping, but that's how I roll when left on my own too long. ::Angel, Tipping the Velvet, Death Sentence:: )

~*~

Last but not least, it's only September and already I've had it up to here with the political ads. Although it is mildly amusing to watch the Republicans steal Obama's promise of change without the slightest hint of irony that the change the country is crying out for is from their party. Please America, don't be that stupid again. It might help if they weren't so SMUG, acting for all the world that it wasn't a Republican that got us into this mess to begin with. I tried to watch the RNC, but just couldn't stomach all the snideness. I had to resort to my Daily Show filter to get through it. I could go on and on, but it's so exhausting. Wake me up on November 5th, preferably with good news.
grrgoyl: (Alan Alone)
Tery's gone for three whole weeks, which makes for some excellent productivity for me. Lots of little projects I've been dragging out are now done, which is one of my few genuine satisfactions in life.

It isn't that Tery actively prevents me from doing them when she's here...I can't explain it, she just inspires a sort of lethargy. Maybe it's just that at the end of the day there's no feeling of obligation to spend "quality together time." I do miss her cooking though, living on family-size frozen meals, Jose Ole Chimichangas and Freschetta pizzas and the occasional burger on the grill (not nearly as tasty as Tery's).

*~*

Probably the most important order of business: Our neighbor directly under us was found dead on Wednesday in his home. As I worked my regular shift, I gradually became aware of lots of stomping around in the stairwell, then Tracey's dogs going off. I then stepped out to notice my neighbor on the opposite balcony staring down below me intensely.

Then I noticed the casually dressed firemen chatting in hushed tones and an older woman sobbing on the lawn.

My neighbor across the way (Mike) heard mention of heart attack. I was totally shocked. Kent was a big guy, but he didn't smoke and was only in his early 40's.

We didn't know anything about Kent, just the occasional hellos in the parking lot. He was so private he didn't even have a peephole in his door. And so quiet the only way to know if he was home was to look for his car. He was the perfect neighbor, i.e., damn near invisible.

I called Tery with the news. Her first assumption was suicide. "But he just got a new SUV literally like 2 weeks ago," I pointed out. Maybe he was overcome with guilt when he realized how much his purchase was destroying the environment. We know he was Republican; maybe Sarah Palin's nomination pushed him over the edge. Or perhaps he just couldn't take one more night of the ferrets and the Kitten playing "Cage Match" over his head -- I could certainly relate to that.

But we shouldn't joke about the dead. We should instead selfishly worry about what'is to become of his unit and are we going to get new neighbors, perhaps people not nearly as low-profile as Kent.

The question that keeps morbidly running over and over through my mind is, what was I doing while he was dying a few feet below me? Petting my Kitten? Eating breakfast? Masturbating? Watching YouTube? Shopping on eBay? Did he consider asking for my help or was it over in the blink of an eye?

Now our stairwell neighborhood is down to us, Tracey and her mutts, and the people who hate their shih tzu and literally party 'til sunrise. All those fuckers will live (and live HERE) forever. (Except Reggie and his bastard father/brother/whatev Clarence. They've vanished without a trace. Careful what you wish for? I'm kidding of course, I'm ecstatically happy to see them gone. I also prefer to believe their departure is a direct result of us ratting on their illicit fireworks escapade.)

*~*

One of the biggest projects I've been attacking sporadically and with variable enthusiasm for months now is my faux stained glass window upstairs. Click the cut for the illustrated thrilling saga: ::clickity click:: )

I'm extremely pleased with the result (this picture doesn't do it justice, taken as it was with a camera phone and put together with my obviously crappy panoramic photography skills). I'm already starting to think about my next project, but I think I'll rest on my laurels a bit first.

I was going to post some movie reviews as well, but frankly I'm beat. Maybe later.

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