grrgoyl: (Dr. Horrible)
Nothing new, nothing new at all -- well, my bike helmet is new. Wish I had a thrilling tale of action-packed mishaps, but the fact is Rogue Leader fell over and landed on my old helmet. Bike helmet shopping is about the least fun thing for me thanks to my abnormally large cranium (need some place to keep that massive brain, you see). Trying to find one that doesn't look like a fish bowl on my head, at a reasonable price, is quite the challenge. Thankfully Giro is a company that doesn't think stylish and racy should be reserved for their top-line products.

So it's a movie review for y'all. A vampire movie, though no dreamy bedroom poster fodder here: I'm talking about the sleeper Swedish hit ::Let the Right One In:: )

The message of Let the Right One In seems to be it doesn't matter if you don't have a lot of friends, as long as at least one of them is a bloodsucking creature of the night. But it did have nice cinematography and the interesting backdrop of 80's Sweden. I would buy this before a single Twilight movie, which shouldn't surprise anyone.

~*~

I celebrated Memorial Day by taking a long, luxurious bike ride by myself. I went with Tery on Sunday, but her useless racing bike can't handle the off-road trails Rogue Leader is yearning for.

I thought I had found such a trail on Monday. I had taken the first off-road turn I came to, only to be thwarted by a sign warning that it was a wetlands preserve and bikes, horses, cars were off limits. Poop.

So I circled around to the other side where I found a trail of packed gravel. I didn't see any signs saying not to, so I took it. To my huge delight I discovered it led to a secluded babbling brook, surrounded by trees and meadows, all with a meandering path winding through them, perfect for my bike, and best of all hardly no one else around me.


This is all I want in life. Is that so much to ask?



When you're alone, all photos have to be taken arm-length Facebook style


My joy at finding this treasure of a bike route was cruelly stamped out, however, when I reached the other end, which turned out to be the entrance with the sign about no bikes, horses, yadda yadda. Which explained the look of disgust on a woman's face while she pointedly marched up to the sign to read it as I passed, despite the lettering being three inches high. Well, wouldn't you expect there to be a sign posted at all entrances to the trail? In my defense, I did pass one other couple also biking on it, so I wasn't the only one tricked. Stupid, stupid Cherry Creek Reservoir Park.

I'm afraid I'll have to go to the foothills to find a similar trail that does allow bikes. Except then it becomes this production, certainly not as convenient as peddling across the street, and I have no one to go with me with a bike that can handle it. Except maybe Ryan, but he can't bear to be away from John for more than a few hours.

~*~

Time for another review, not for a movie this time, but for movie extras. I'm speaking of course of the Blu-ray release of Alice in Wonderland, which I enjoyed so much more on disc than in the theater. I guess this also qualifies as "new" so disregard the opening statement of this post.

The Blu-ray looks gorgeous. The Hatter looks madder. The Bandersnatch looks more frumious. And Stayne looks more...Stayned. Despite having no commentary (for the best really; Burton gives awful commentaries. Keeps trailing off in mid-thought and spends huge portions of the film just watching in silence), the making-of featurettes were all very entertaining and gave me a much greater appreciation of all the work that went into the film. Although not a word about my Rickman -- a whole bit about the bakers who created the "Eat Me" cake that's seen for a total of three minutes on-screen, but not a word about Rickman. Bleah. At least Michael Sheen and Stephen Fry got the same shabby treatment.

Anyway, all sorts of interesting tidbits behind the cut about special effects, etc., for those who care. ::CUT:: )
grrgoyl: (cleese)
Against my better judgment, I went with my friend Kristin on Monday to see Alice in Wonderland. Opening weekend is usually my last choice in times to see a movie, but we were both really excited, and as my Avatar experience proved, some movies don't make a difference how long you wait. And that evidently no one works on Mondays anymore.

Sure enough, we arrived at 10:45 for an 11:30 IMAX 3D show. We tried buying tickets online but for some reason IMAX isn't available. We were first in line to buy tickets, not to be confused with the line to enter the theater populated by people who must have some inside information because they already had their tickets. Maybe they weren't going to IMAX.

We were alarmed by a sign in the window that said "Alice in Wonderland IMAX 3D sold out:" followed by what looked like every showtime for the day, until two women behind us (who seemed to make a career out of movie-watching) assured us they normally black out the sold out times.

By 11:00 the line stretched farther back than the line for Avatar did. No one works on Monday anymore. There was no sign of a theater employee, until we finally spotted one leisurely strolling up at about 11:10. She told us there were "plenty" of tickets for IMAX, but it was still nice to be first.

As we joined the ticket-owning line, we watched another customer heading back from the box office announcing to everyone "IMAX sold out! IMAX sold out!" Kristin looked at me skeptically. "IMAX sold out in the 60 seconds it took us to walk to this line?" I figured the woman saw the same sign we did and panicked. Pretty damn irresponsible, if you ask me, and why I refuse to believe anything before speaking to someone in a position to know for sure. That there seems like a good policy to employ for life in general.

So anyway, ::Alice in Wonderland:: )

From what I'm reading the movie is getting a lukewarm reception from just about everyone, which is a shame. It's hard to tell if it's a critique of the movie as a movie or a result of sky-high expectations due to the source material, or sky-high expectations of Burton in general. It reminded me most strongly of Labyrinth and everyone loves Labyrinth, so I suspect the complaints are more a function of the latter two than the first.

I personally thoroughly enjoyed it, until the end when Johnny breaks into an out-of-place Michael Jacksonesque dance, set to even more out of place, rather jarring Oingo Boingo-type music a la Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, followed by an even more out-of-place pop song over the credits that turned the movie into just another vehicle for some Miley Cyrus-ish star and made it as cheap and hollow as critics complain the rest of the film is. I blame Disney for that last more than Burton.

EDIT: Video courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] swankyfunk: Mad Hatter futterwacken. It's blurry, but see for yourself how completely un-frabjous it is.

Shoe-in for a Blu-ray purchase. Whether that means anyone else will enjoy it, you'd be better off speaking to someone in a position to know for sure.

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